Jacob: I’m going to be an army guy.
Mom: You are?
J: I’m going to carry a gun and protect the earth.
M: I’m not sure you know what an army guy is. If you are an army guy you would be an American army guy and fight for America.
J: Who would I fight?
M: Whoever the government tells you to fight.
J: Fight the bad guys.
M: Yes.
J: How do I know who the bad guys are?
M: The government will tell you.
J: What if someone tricks us and tells us the good guys are bad guys?
M: That can happen.
J: What should we do if they trick us?
M: What do you think we should do?
J: Put them in jail.