Jacob: I’m going to be an army guy.

Mom: You are?

J: I’m going to carry a gun and protect the earth.

M: I’m not sure you know what an army guy is. If you are an army guy you would be an American army guy and fight for America.

J: Who would I fight?

M: Whoever the government tells you to fight.

J: Fight the bad guys.

M: Yes.

J: How do I know who the bad guys are?

M: The government will tell you.

J: What if someone tricks us and tells us the good guys are bad guys?

M: That can happen.

J: What should we do if they trick us?

M: What do you think we should do?

J: Put them in jail.

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