In the five minutes that I left the nearly 5 year old alone, he:

  • pooped in his pants*;
  • broke his bracelet, spilling beads all over the floor;
  • knocked the chore board off the wall;
  • cut a tomato seedling in half with a scissor (got the scissor off the top off the fridge first);
  • changed the time on the face clock (there is no cover);
  • tried to cut the second hand on the face clock; and
  • cut the Father’s Day card given by his sister.

*(Pooping in his pants is a surprise–he has that part of potty training accomplished.)

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