Heard in the library (on the same day!!)

2 year old exclaims in a loud voice: “I farted.” But follows it up with “Excuse me.”

(I’ve taught him something! Proud moment!)

4 year old is in the bathroom. Mom is waiting in the hallway. 

4 year old exclaims in a loud voice: “Mom! Check my butt!”

(And, I’ve taught him something! Proud moment!)

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